The front page headline in last weeks Echo re the impromptu Porn Film shoot in a well-known Loughborough DIY store surely is a contender for story of the year? even those 2012 is barely a fortnight old!
Renown adult thespians Rebecca More and "shaft" apparently captured the moment in the disabled toilets with an iPhone! I suppose it brings a new definition to the term "foreplay" eg "4play" and who said class and romance are dead these days?
There has recently been a massive debate on the misuse of Disabled Blue Badges and parking spaces. I'd urge Mr Cameron to deploy Mr Clegg to sort out the more sinister problem of abusing Disabled toilets. It's bad enough having non-disabled folk "nipping in" because the regular facilities are out of order let alone two actors who can't even get walk on parts in Emmerdale shooting "a bluey' in there!
Despite my keenness to support the arts locally, I did endure the horrendous Nottingham based 80s drama "Connie" starring Stephanie Beacham after all, I will not be logging on to the "Killergram" website to witness the masterpiece that was shot within the peal of the Carillion bells. Apparently when you've seen one you've seen them all, so I am told!
Apparently a friend-of-a-friends'-sisters'-boyfriends Uncle, a plumber by trade just happened to be in the store at the same time as Rebecca and Shaft and missed out on three jobs because he was in there so long admiring the new range of Brass.
I just love the quote from the unnamed B&Q spokesperson who perceptively observed that the odd-couple were "not buying much". Is Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahhaff (Aka Comical Ali) on the payroll these days?
On the subject of dodgy monickers, Martijn Van Der Hoven a spokesman for Killergram seemed somewhat coy when asked if the Belton Road Industrial Estate area was the new San Fernando Valley. "Mart" as he is known to his mates has also refused to confirm or deny that a sequel is planned to be filmed at B&Qs nearby rivals "Screwfix Direct"!
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